at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
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