Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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