If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
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