Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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