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Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot

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I like this cause the OP put a space between a lot, the way it's supposed to be.

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 11:27pm

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Why can't this happen to me???

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 10:26pm

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Yeh 11:27!!

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 5:45pm

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What's wrong with "fuck buddy"?

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 11:47pm

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- i agree .
  
  Submitted by daissy on Feb 11, 10 at 6:18pm
  
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In Soviet Russia, dick sucks you.

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 6:44am

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Where are these girls hiding? My friends are boring..

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 7:02pm

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I need more "friends"

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 11:50pm

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Karen, is this your text?

Submitted by whiskeygirl21 on Jun 20, 11 at 4:03am

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Oh hell yeah

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 3:43pm

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Who says it was a girl that wrote it? Just a thought.

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 10:46pm

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- And.....you just ruined it.
  
  Submitted by Shag1233 on Jan 30, 10 at 7:30am
  
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  - hahahaha
    
    Submitted by greenbumho on Jan 30, 10 at 1:28pm
    
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- Either way, the guy is getting his dick sucked a lot, and he's okay with it. Whatever his orientation, the guy's having a good time, I'm not going to rain on his parade.
  
  Submitted by Herschel on Jan 30, 10 at 9:00pm
  
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Sw Missouri!!!!

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 2:52pm

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i have those "friends"

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 1:20am

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Who doesn't like oral sex?

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 2:05am

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1:29 i'd love to

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 2:18am

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In america, soviet russia sucks dick.

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 6:53am

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Call me.

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 6:43am

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Can we be friends? You can suck my dick alot. I'll even eat you out in return

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 10:24pm

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Lmao@6:53

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 8:44am

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First dick suckerz

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 10:11pm

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I love those kinds of relationships

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 1:37am

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First

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 10:11pm

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Haha, I enjoy when uptight people, not knowing ANYTHING about a situation ... Yell whore. Lighten up a bit, recognize sexual freedom exists when everyone is comfortable with what's going on. Who cares. I've sucked plenty of dick, and am very comfortable with the fact we're not 'friends'. (yes I'm a girl).

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 2:20am

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You are an angel.

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 1:46am

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F!r$t

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 10:18pm

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american apparel > softcore porn\n\ny/n ?

Submitted by americanapparel on Jan 29, 10 at 11:37pm

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I like you. Suck my dick?

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 12:22am

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Leave it to southwest Missouri

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 2:15am

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i suck dick ;)

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 1:15am

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I need a friend like this

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 12:04pm

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forget da friends part!!!! Just gimme those benefits!!!!

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 1:20pm

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But those are the best kinds of friends!

Submitted by Herschel on Jan 30, 10 at 2:32am

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Yo bitch, suck mine too. Please

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 12:41pm

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Stupid

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 11:08am

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Cjmo!

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 10:08pm

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Whore It's clear you still find the word "friends" confusing

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 12:50am

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there's def a level in between friends and guys who are friends that I hook up with. wish there was a better more fitting term than fuckbuddy.

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 10:28pm

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- I distinguish between BF's (boyfriends), and FB's (fuckbuddies). FB sounds a little more ambiguous - "FB me" could be Facebook ;-)
  
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Fuck dogs. This girl is man's best friend.

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 2:21pm

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I need to meet the girl that sent this one.

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 10:37pm

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First

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 10:11pm

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Wanna be my friend??? Haha

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 3:36pm

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There ya go champ.

Submitted by hilltopper on Feb 9, 12 at 10:04am

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Ha. Sounds like my summer.

Submitted by moremadison on Sep 1, 10 at 4:53pm

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Slut

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 10:41pm

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clearly she's seeing a lame guy like im seeing who won't commit to a relationship but he gets all the perks of one! she's not a slut, settle down people!

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 3:13am

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First

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 10:18pm

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1:15 suck my dick? :)

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 1:29am

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Story of my life

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