Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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