Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
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