I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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