He is an equal opportunity slut.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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