Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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