I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
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I had a girl in my phone that was "swallows and likes anal. bad sex though"
Well, yeast growth is better in vitro then in vivo I guess......
Her name is spelled PALIN.
i officially have 4 contacts starting with 'that one kid..', 2 with 'that one guy..' and 5 with 'that one dude..' - i should have realized by now these aren't sufficient descriptions of people.
I would consider that acceptable......
Holy crap i know her. The moniker is fitting.... dont stick your test tube in that.
Tell me about it... I wish I had gotten blackout drunk, so I don't have to remember why I put him in my phone as Mike LadyGaga!!
I think this is hilarious!
You should save her as bathroom blowjob
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