Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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