Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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