Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
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