Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
