What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
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