i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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