btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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