hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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