Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
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