why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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