How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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