Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Randomize
