Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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