he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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