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  • my ex wore those too....he also we the bed on occasion

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 2:21pm
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  • OMG i wonder if we've been sleeping with the same guy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 10:04pm
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  • *in spongebob's narrator's voice* "three hours later."

    Submitted by darian_darian on Apr 29, 11 at 5:19pm
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  • my bf has one pair of spongebob boxers...and trust me he has no problem whatsoever lasting

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 5:18am
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  • It's true. Guys wearing Spongebob boxers won't last long in the sack....

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 4:12am
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  • sounds like my ex....

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 12:20am
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  • ha sounds familiar..not only did he not last, he wasn't well endowed either

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 10:48pm
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  • Oh my God...I think I know that guy!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 1:10am
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  • i love that so many chicks have dudes that wear spongebob boxers!!! We f*ckin rule!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 10:36pm
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  • "Anonymous said... I feel like the answer to this could go either way... May 28, 2009 12:57PM" I had the same thought.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 7:12pm
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  • I wear Spongebob boxers, and my stamina is quite impressive.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 2:41pm
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  • wasn't even worth it. ladies, if you see sponge bob ANYWHERE on their bodies, RUN.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 5:23pm
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  • Sounds just like my ex

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 1:18pm
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  • My retarded ass buddy gets around a quite a bit ad wears only spongebob boxers and i've tried to shame a few girls that he fucked by being like,"so I hear you fucked jeff" and they ALL go "it was litterally like 6 seconds it totally does not count" so that story wasn't funny for you guys but When he reads it it'll be hilarious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 10 at 3:24pm
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  • why were you doing a 12 year old in the first place. at least let his balls drop or something.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 1:38am
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  • 510, eh? i wonder if it's the same guy...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 12:46am
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  • <_< Really....this could go either way....f*cking spongebob yellow punk ass probably droopy mutha f&cker

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 12:39pm
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  • I feel like the answer to this could go either way...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 12:57pm
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  • Ha I've been in the same situation...but with Simpsons boxers. Classy times.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 10:27am
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  • can some please start a fucking wog tommorow, literally jump on one...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 4:05am
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  • I love spongebob, and the second one you have to work for.

    Submitted by Sneakysmoker on Feb 13, 11 at 11:58pm
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  • long enough to get through the theme song I hope.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 12:34am
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  • Maybe it coordinated with your sponge.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 12:05am
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  • dude was probably a stud that lasted for hours

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 6:09pm
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  • I think I dated this guy... oh god. The worst was spongebob's nose overlying an erection.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 3:22pm
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  • i think its a case of its so crap he just wants to get it over with lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 11:34am
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  • .... I am wearing spongebob boxers right now hahaha.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 3:24am
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  • hahahaahahhahaahahhahahhahahahahha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 1:23pm
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  • fuck you guys, sponge bob boxers are the best, its for you jess you crazy bitch haha love ya

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 12:26pm
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  • Probably as long as it took him to unsnap your bra.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 2:42am
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  • Sponge Bob Rocks!!

    Submitted by zoey1989 on Sep 25, 11 at 3:14am
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  • umm my boyfriend consistently wears one of several pairs of spongebob boxers that he owns. i can tell you exactly how long that guy lasted...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 2:52pm
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  • My ex also had sponge bob boxers... guess why he's my EX. He was 22.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 1:36am
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  • rofl at 12:57 i was thinking the same exact thing

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 1:33pm
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  • An average episode of Sponge Bob Square Pants is 24.5 minutes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 7:54pm
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  • Simpsons boxers aren't bad, but Spongebob? Oh man....

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 5:13pm
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  • he should've worn a matching tie, maybe then he'd actually go back in time to before he was even being considered for getting laid.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 4:05am
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  • My boyfriend has spongebob boxers haha. I like them :)

    Submitted by jaimierae on Aug 7, 10 at 7:56pm
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  • how old was this guy!?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 1:30am
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  • I say he almost got it in.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 1:45pm
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  • Sounds just right for your clam.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 9:28am
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  • I've bought spongebob and simpson boxers for my bf and he's 25

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 6:43pm
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  • I guess that's the last time I wear my Spongebob boxers to pick up chicks :S

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 5:04pm
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  • was it miles gillis?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 7:02pm
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  • might be one of the funniest texts I've read on here- Great!! lmao

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 9:51am
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  • he lives in a pineapple under the sea and fucks a pink starfish. you expected...what, exactly?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 12:46am
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