i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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