i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
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