i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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