I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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