He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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