I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
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I woke up next to a steaming pile of cock and balls, rice krispie treats, vasoline, a can of whipped cream, and a garden gnome...I apparently had a very good blacked out time last night.
Your stupid and what's up with the spaghetti And a Half of a toilet paper roll
A toilet paper roll... ripped in half? WTF!
Ur life sucks donkey shlong
Both of these "I woke up" texts SUCK. TFLN Moderator FAIL
It can only get better OP. Dumb fuck
I have semen in my hair right meow.
Fuck a white girl!!!
Your life sucks, OP.
Carrot Top, Gallagher, and all ventriloquists are all hilarious! So is Joy Behar on The View. Man she's funny! Sincerely, -4:33
OP - Please die. Thanks, Everyone
I have small wang cuz I asian
Or it could get horribly worse. Buy some liquor and stay inside.
No they don't. They're funny. Fuck off.
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