Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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