we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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