You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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