You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
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