I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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