The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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