She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Randomize
