yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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