a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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