On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Randomize
