do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I just gift wrapped bread.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
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