Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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