Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
so that wasnt chicken after all
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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