if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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