so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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