they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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