is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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