hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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