Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
It's never too late to be topless.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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